Saturday, July 05, 2008

Enjoy 'em in the Comfort of Your Home...

First off, let's make it clear: I don't like fireworks. I consider it to be an ostentatious and inconsiderate way of forcing everyone with a mile or so of you to know that you feel the only appropriate way to celebrate is by blowing things up.

Even so.

If you're setting of fireworks on the evening of the Fourth of July, you can be considered to be commemorating the holiday.

If you're setting of fireworks after midnight on the Fifth of July, however, you're just an egocentric jerk.

2 comments:

Lanny said...

Hear, hear!

mcboatner said...

We had a LOT of egocentric jerks in our neighborhood....